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a giant problem
 
 
Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?

You didn't?! It's all over town!

halloween ha-ha-frickin'-ha
 
 
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?

Bone appetit!

yo mama's so hairy...
 
 
Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
did i do that?
 
 
Three men are on a plane. The first one throws a dirt-clod out of the plane. When he lands, he finds a child crying and asks him, "Why are you crying?" The child says a dirt-clod fell out of the sky and hit his dad on the head. The second man on the plane throws a dog's chewing bone. When he lands the plane he finds a woman crying and asks, "Why are you crying?" The woman says, "A bone fell out of the sky and hit my husband on the head" The third man on the plane throws a bomb. When he lands the plane, he finds an old man laughing and asks him, "Why are you laughing?" The old man replies, "I farted and my house blew up."

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