elevator scene
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"
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The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"
The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."
can't take you anywhere
Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says to the other, "I bet I could gross you out right now" The other guy says, "No way you could gross me out, whatever you do I could top" So the first guy looks at the second guy and sticks his fingers down his throat and vomits all over the table. The second guy looks at him and says " Nice Try ", and pulls out a straw....
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