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deernuts and beernuts
 
 
Whats the difference between deernuts and beernuts?

Beernuts are a $1.39 and deernuts are under a buck.

constipated accountant
 
 
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

what's your poison?
 
 
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.

The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.

When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.

spider diet
 
 
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?

Burgers and flies.


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