'Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.'
"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said 'Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.'
"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.
'Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!'
The son thought about this and went along happy. The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem. Her morning breath was horrid. Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath. The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world. The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea. She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don't say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating. The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy.
The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences. One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing. He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what's wrong. With a look of shock on his face the young man says, 'OH MY GOD! You've swallowed my sock!'
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