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dead blonde in closet
 
 
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?

A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.

gross, grosser, grossest ii
 
 
What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.

What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.

What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.

What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.

What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

chips and dip
 
 
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?

A: A blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Doritos.

boyfriend, granpa and rover
 
 
On the night of the prom, a boy's girlfriend is changing upstairs. The boyfriend is waiting in the living room with the girlfriend's granpa and her dog Rover.

As the girlfriend is getting ready the boyfriend says to himself, 'Man I really gotta fart, I think I will let a little out.' So he does and the granpa yells 'ROVER!'

The boy thinks to himself, 'All right, now he thinks it's the dog. I think I will let a little more out.' So he does and the granpa yells again, 'ROVER!'

The boyfriend says to himself, 'All right, now he really thinks it's the dog. I think I will let the rest out.'

So he lets it rip and the granpa yells, 'Rover, get over here before that guy poops on you!'


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