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burnt blonde ears
 
 
A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears are burnt. “'Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor.

“Well,I was ironing my clothes when I received a call and instead of picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.”
“'But that's one ear - what about the other?”

“The guy called again!”
blonde state of mind
 
 
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

blondes ain't takin' no shorts
 
 
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!

blonde jokes
 
 
Why are Blonde jokes one-liners?

So brunettes can understand them.


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