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blonde skydiver
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?

A: She missed the Earth!

how do you confuse a blonde?
 
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.

blonde mating call
 
 
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?

A: "I'm soooo drunk."

fair-haired science fair
 
 
10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9) Is lighter fluid flammable?
8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?
7) Are knives sharp?
6) Can sharks hurt a human?
5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?
4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?
3) Can I eat broken glass and live?
2) Can dogs talk?
1) Are blondes really dumb?

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