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dye, blonde, dye
 
 
What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair?

Artificial intelligence!

blonde alumna
 
 
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that?"

the perfect woman
 
 
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

blonde - drowning
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless.

'Where have you been?' asked the man.

'I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!'


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