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blonde bicycle
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

captured blonde
 
 
A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. But first, the terrorists ask the red-headed woman if she has any last words.

The red-head points and says, “Twister!” The terrorists ran in all different directions and the red-headed woman gets away.

When they realize what has happened, the come back and to where the blonde woman is still standing, and they ask her if she has any last words. She points and says, “Fire!”

rocks and blondes
 
 
What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common?

You skip 'em when they're flat.

the perfect woman
 
 
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.


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