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bow-legged cowgirls
 
 
Why do blonde cowgirls walk bow-legged?

Because their boyfriends eat with their hats on.

the top 6 ways a football is like a blonde
 
 
6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television.
1. Women aren't especially fond of them.
blonde in pain
 
 
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger."

blonde e-mail
 
 
How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?

Envelopes in the disk drive.


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