Blonde jokes

A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde crying. He approaches her and asks why she's crying. She tells him she just found out her mother died. The manager tells her to go to take the rest of the day off and not to worry about work. Later, the manager calls the blonde to see how she's doing. The blonde is crying harder than before. He tries to console her, but he couldn't. The blonde says, "I was calling everyone to let them know about my mother's death and I found out something horrible." "What?" the manager replied. "I found out my sister's mom died too!"

A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.