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blonde with license
 
 
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?

A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!

broom factory
 
 
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.

"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"

"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"

"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."

"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."

"Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"

dubya 'do.
 
 
President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.
blonde in a leather jacket
 
 
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?

A rebel without a clue.


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