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blonde in a snowstorm
 
 
A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. 'If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, 'Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.'

blonde girlfriend
 
 
Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?

A: You get to park in handicapped zones.

five days of christmas
 
 
Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

blonde nurse
 
 
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

In case she had to draw some blood.


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