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the blonde and the blinker
 
 
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, 'Yes. No. Yes. No.'
blonde in a snowstorm
 
 
A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. 'If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, 'Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.'

blondes and buses
 
 
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?

A: She took the Q22 twice.

blonde girlfriend
 
 
Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?

A: You get to park in handicapped zones.


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