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xxx blondes
 
 
What does XXX stand for in a porno film?

It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.

blonde and a brunette on a cliff
 
 
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?

A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

blonde horse sense
 
 
A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse's tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can't tell them apart again.

She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.

She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.

She comes back and says, "The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"

f-a-r-m
 
 
How does a blonde spell "farm?"

E-I-E-I-O!!


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