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blonde and picture
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

snowblonde
 
 
Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head first.

blonde vs. crime rate
 
 
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?

A: She moved.

legs open
 
 
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

A: Nothing -- they've never met.


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