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blonde's favorite nursery rhyme
 
 
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpme Dumpme

ash blonde
 
 
How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree!

blonde vs. ratings system
 
 
Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?

A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted” sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.

drunken man and blonde
 
 
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."


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