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leggy blonde
 
 
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing. They've never met.

brunette, blonde & railroad tracks
 
 
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22....”
one-armed blonde
 
 
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave!

blondes are whores, apparently
 
 
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?

All you can eat for under a buck.


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