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the blonde's special order
 
 
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream.

The redhead went up and asked for a single dip of vanilla ice cream with Pepsi poured over it. The man was really confused now. But he gave the redhead her order.

The blonde was listening to the other two women and thought that she should have a 'special order' too. So she went up and asked for an extra-large root beer, but hold the roots.

blonde and tracks
 
 
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?

They have both been laid all over America.

who let the blondes out?
 
 
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

the blonde and her melons
 
 
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

The guy asks, 'What are you carrying?'

'Melons,' the blonde replies.

'Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'

The blonde giggles and says, 'If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'


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