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blonde luck
 
 
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"
magnum pi
 
 
A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. "Yes we do," he says. "Would you like to buy some?" "No," she replies. "But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?"
what's the difference between a blonde...
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open

blonde in your fridge
 
 
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.


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