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blonde at starbucks
 
 
A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.

'Do you want it hot or cold?'

our stupid apartment's on fire!
 
 
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.

"Good idea," said the other.

"Together, together!"

f-a-r-m
 
 
How does a blonde spell "farm?"

E-I-E-I-O!!

tardy blonde
 
 
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.


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