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bad blondes, whatcha gonna do?
 
 
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.

"Yes," says the blonde.

"Are their lights on?"

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

blond father
 
 
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

blonde - transplant
 
 
How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?

Blow in her ear.

air head on a beer
 
 
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard the drinks were on the house.


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