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blonde's bad day
 
 
Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette.

blonde brains
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?

A: Nothing.

blonde fish killer
 
 
How does a blonde kill a fish?

She tries to drown it!

the blonde's pregnancy scare
 
 
A blonde lady nervously took her typewriter to the doctor and said she thought it was pregnant. The doctor said why do you think that? She said, 'Because it missed a period.'

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