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the wet and the blonde
 
 
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?

The sign said 'Wet Floor.'

nouveau riche blonde
 
 
There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showroom with a pocketful of dollars, and came out with the latest model.

Half an hour later she was back at the showroom, claiming a that the car they sold her was terrible, that she was disappointed a brand-new Mercedes would get a fault in the gearbox after 15 minutes. The management apologized and gave her a new car.

Again, after half an hour she came back. The management offered her a new car, but sent along one of their engineers to see if they could figure out what the problem was. She put in the first gear... sped up... put in second... third... fourth... fifth.... “And now,” she said, “for the rocket,” and threw it in reverse.

set me on fire
 
 
What do you call a doll on fire?

A Barbie-Q!

what's the difference, yo?
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?

One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!


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