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the blonde's roadside emergency
 
 
A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men next to her were doing. The blonde said, 'They are my emergency flashers.'
blonde at starbucks
 
 
A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.

'Do you want it hot or cold?'

microwave cookery
 
 
Why'd they create the microwave?

So blondes could cook, too!

relay race
 
 
There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay. The starter said, “On your mark, get set, go.” The blonde ran all the way around and said, “It was a 400 meter race, wasn't it?”

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