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blonde and brunette, falling
 
 
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.

psychology co-ed
 
 
Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a prostitute?

For fifty bucks, she'll screw with your mind!

blonde bellybutton
 
 
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?

Her husband was a blonde too!

bus stop blondes
 
 
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'

The bus driver shakes his head and says,'No, I'm sorry.'

At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: 'Will it take ME?'


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