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blonde hits the ground last
 
 
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?

The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

atlantic coast and a blonde
 
 
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?

The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!

homeward blonde
 
 
How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

blonde, santa, pregnant woman
 
 
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up?

A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real !'


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