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the 69ers
 
 
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

dumb brunettes
 
 
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ?

A: Peroxide.

blonde's coat hanger
 
 
Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her car?

In case she locks her keys inside.


 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The redheadsaid, "We should go to Mars."

The brunette said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"


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