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blonde in a round room
 
 
How do you keep a blonde busy?

Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!

911
 
 
Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

blond father
 
 
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

blondes making kool-aid
 
 
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?

Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.


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