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brunette, blonde & railroad tracks
 
 
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22....”
blonde throwing grenade
 
 
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

blonde & turtle
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A: They're both screwed on their back.

blonde jokes...or are they?
 
 
How many blonde jokes are there?

None, they're all true!


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