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bad blondes, whatcha gonna do?
 
 
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.

"Yes," says the blonde.

"Are their lights on?"

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

taxed blonde
 
 
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. 'That will be $1.08, please' says the clerk.

'What's the eight cents for?' asks the blonde. 'It says one dollar right here on the packaging.'

'Tax,' replies the clerk.

'Gee,' says the blonde, 'I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!'

she is so blonde... taco bell
 
 
She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
artificial intelligence in a bottle
 
 
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence.


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