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blonde on the computer
 
 
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out all over the screen.

blonde at the doctor's
 
 
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.

When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."

"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"

blonde's appendicitis
 
 
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, 'You have acute appendicitis.'

The blond yelled at the doctor, 'I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!'

blondes doing the wave
 
 
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?

While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.


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