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the blonde abc's
 
 
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?

A: Because she's 21

a helping hand
 
 
Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing on to a rope for dear life. The rope was tearing from the weight of the three girls, so the brunette says, "One of us has to jump or we'll all die." The blondes looked at each other and decided the brunette should jump because she was the ugliest. The brunette jumps, but the two blondes let go of the rope when they clapped.
where did it go?
 
 
A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.
blonde driving
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.


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