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blonde in pain
 
 
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger."

blonde nurse
 
 
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

she's so blonde
 
 
She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate".
blondes and brunettes
 
 
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.


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