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blonde and genie
 
 
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.

The redhead went first. 'I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!'
"Okay,' replied the genie. And off she went.

Then the brunette went. 'I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!'
And off she went.

The blonde started crying and said, 'I wish my friends were back here!'

blonde and tracks
 
 
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?

They have both been laid all over America.

who let the blondes out?
 
 
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

one-armed blonde
 
 
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave!


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