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tennis balls
 
 
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.

"What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked.

"Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back.

"Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."

blonde - mating call
 
 
What is a blonde's mating call?

'NEXT!'

blonde fish killer
 
 
How does a blonde kill a fish?

She tries to drown it!

real blonde?
 
 
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?

A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!


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