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blondes and basketball
 
 
At the basketball game why did the blonde say, 'I stopped aging!'

Because the clock stopped.

how do you drown a blonde?
 
 
How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

wanted: dead or alive
 
 
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

blonde minivan tragedy
 
 
Four blondes are driving in a minivan when it goes over a cliff. The tragedy is, the minivan could've held eight blondes.

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