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blondog
 
 
Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

From chasing parked cars!

blonde laugh
 
 
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday!

blonde & cruise
 
 
A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and she sees a piece of paper that says, 'Ocean Cruise Only 5$.'

She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address listed on the back of paper. She walks into the building and hands the secretary the piece of paper. The secretary nods and asks if she had the five dollars. The blonde pulls five dollars out of her pocket and hands it to the secretary. The secretary looks over to a burly guy reading a newspaper. She nods to the him. He stands up and knocks the blonde unconscious.

When the blonde wakes up she's tied to a log and is floating down river. She starts to think that this was a bad idea. When she sees one of her freinds (who is also blonde) tied to a log floating right next to her, she says, "So do you think they're going to serve us some food on this trip?"

blonde and shower caps
 
 
A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts.

A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?"

"Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"


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