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blonde's air conditioner
 
 
Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?

A: She turns the ignition key.

blonde job application
 
 
On an application form, what does a blonde put down for 'SEX?'

'Lots.'

the blonde and the zipper
 
 
A young man is at a bus stop in New York. He sees an extremely beautiful blonde in a tight mini-skirt, and decides to get on the bus directly behind her. As the bus pulls up, she begins to board the bus, but cannot make the first step with her mini zipped. She reaches behind her and undoes the zipper. Then she attempts to board the bus, and once again she fails in her attempt. She reaches behind her once more and undoes the same zipper. She tries again to board the bus, and again she fails in her attempts. The young man finally decides just to lift her into the bus.

When he lifts her she yells, “Don't get fresh with me!”

The young man just looks at her and says, “Lady you've just undone my zipper twice, and now you say that I'm getting fresh with you!”

the blonde flight attendant
 
 
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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