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thank you for flying with us
 
 
A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.

'As soon as I clock off' he said, 'I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.' The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.

A little old lady sitting there whispered, 'There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.'

blonde homesteaders
 
 
What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter?

"If you're not in bed by 12, you can come home!"

blonde tip-toe
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

blondes and candles
 
 
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle

Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it


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