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pet zebra
 
 
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot!

blonde...infant scale
 
 
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

stuffing
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?

A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

confusing blonde
 
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.

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