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blonde in a round room
 
 
How do you keep a blonde busy?

Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!

a flaky blonde
 
 
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

'It's supposed to be a tiger!' Sally cried.

'Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'
blonde in a swimming race
 
 
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, 'I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.'

blonde on blonde jokes
 
 
A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.

She replied, 'I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."


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