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stuffing
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?

A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

the blonde and the e-mail
 
 
A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her. The blonde said, 'Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.'
confusing blonde
 
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
blonde riding shotgun
 
 
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Damn!" cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?

The blonde turned around again. "Yup... nope... yup... nope... yup...."


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