Blonde jokes

Jokes » blonde » jokes 101

Blonde


atlantic coast and a blonde
 
 
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?

The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!

blonde kidnapper
 
 
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, 'I've kidnapped you.'

She then wrote a note saying,'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, 'How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'

flat blonde
 
 
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?

So they don't have to pay the flat tax.

homeward blonde
 
 
How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.


Page 102 of 153     «« Previous | Next »»