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there were two blondes at the park...
 
 
There were two blondes at the park.

One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

a police officer saw a car speeding...
 
 
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, "Pull over!"

The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"

what do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
 
 
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.

seriously, this has got to stop
 
 
Two blondes walked in to a bar...Thought they'd see that coming.

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