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tap dancin'
 
 
What happened to the Blonde Tap Dancer?

She fell in the sink.

the blonde and the librarian
 
 
A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES."

The librarian says, "This is a library."

The blonde says, "Yes I know. I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.'

And the librarian says, one more time, 'But this is a library, miss!"

The blonde goes "Oh," and whispers, "I'll have a hamburger a coke and fries!"

the amputee blonde in the tree
 
 
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

ooopsies
 
 
How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.

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