Blonde jokes

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all builders and they were working on a sky-scraper. They always ate lunch on the top of the building. The brunette always had a ham sandwich for her lunch, The red head always had a cheese sandwich, and the blonde always had a turkey sandwich. One day they all got sick of always having the same thing to eat everyday, so they made a deal. They all said that if they brought the same sandwich they usually bring, they would have to jump off of the top of the building.

The next day, the blonde was found dead on the ground by the building. The husbands of the three builders were there and they started to talk. The red head's husband said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a peanut butter and jelly j so she wouldn't jump off."

The husband of the brunette said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a turkey sandwich so she wouldnt jump off."

They both looked at the wife of the blonde and he said:" Don't look at me, my wife packs her own lunch!"

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that?"

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on top of a burning building. When the firemen got there they stretched the trampoline out and told the brunette to jump. She jumped, then the firemen moved back and she died.

Then they moved back and told the redhead to jump. She said 'No! I saw what you just did!' The firemen replied, 'we don't like brunettes, we won't move this time!' So she believed them and jumped. They moved again, then returned to where they were.

Then they told the blonde to jump. She replied 'No I saw what you did to them!' The firemen said, 'we don't like brunettes or redheads, we like blondes!' She then said 'OK! I'll tell you what to do! All of you put the net on the ground and BACK UP!'