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blonde throwing grenade
 
 
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

blonde & turtle
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A: They're both screwed on their back.

911
 
 
Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

the blonde and the jumper
 
 
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, “I'll take that bet!”

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money.”

The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!”


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