Blonde jokes

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking on the beach when they found a magic lamp. They began rubbing it and genie came out and said, "You each may have one wish." The red head thought for a while and said, "Even though blondes are stupid, they have so more fun, I wish to be blonde." and she was turned blonde. The brunette agreed, "That's true, I really want to have more fun too, even though I'll be dumber, I wish to be blonde" and she became blonde also. The blonde looks at the two other blondes and said, "I just don't think I have enough fun. I don't care if I becomer even more dumb, make me more blonde, woo!" So the genie granted her wish and made her a man.

Q: What does the blonde say to the doctor when she finds out she's pregnant?

A: Is it mine?

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!

Why are Blondes like pianos?

Because when they're not upright they are grand!