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blonde coffee drinker
 
 
A blonde says to a brunette, 'Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'

The brunette says, 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'

blonde's coffin
 
 
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?

Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!

blonde with chickens
 
 
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.

The man in the car says to her, 'What do you have in the bag?'

The blonde replies: 'I have chickens!'

The man thinks for a moment and says, 'If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, 'Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

three girls in the desert
 
 
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated." The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned." Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."

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