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pickup truck full of blondes
 
 
Four blondes went to the bar in their pick-up. Three sat up in the cab and one sat in the bed of the truck. The three blondes were in the bar for about an hour before the fourth finally came in, looking frustrated. They asked, 'What took you so long?' She responded, 'Well, I had trouble getting the tail gate open!'
rope a dope
 
 
There were five blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff.

But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people.

The brunette said, "Save yourselves. I'll let go."

Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped...

breadcrumbs in the toilet
 
 
Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?

To feed the toilet duck!

autoblonde
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.


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