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autoblonde
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

blonde and blonder
 
 
A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a beer bottle and says, "I never knew my daughter drank!"

A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"

A Blond mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom.

She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"

what do you call a blond with half a brain?
 
 
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

Gifted

breakfast of champions
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'

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