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blonde...hair up
 
 
Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

c-section and blonde
 
 
One day a blonde and her friend and their parents were talking about the birth of the blonde and her friend. The friend's father said that Jane was a C-section baby. And the blonde said, 'I don't know what section I'm from!'
blonde invention
 
 
What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?

Ejection seats in helicopters.

clear blue easy
 
 
The doctor tells the blonde, "you're pregnant!"

The blonde says, "are you sure it's mine?"


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