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heckle me harder
 
 
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

blondes and butter
 
 
Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?

A: They both spread for bread.

icy blonde
 
 
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes.

laptop
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95?

The blonde operates on more laptops!


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