Blonde jokes

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?

A: They both spread for bread.

What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95?

The blonde operates on more laptops!

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom "I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes."

Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.

Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, "Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day."

What do you call a buncha blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!