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blondes strike back
 
 
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So that brunettes can remember them.

banana peel
 
 
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

"Here we go again."

blonde's relatives
 
 
Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

two brunettes and a blonde...
 
 
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind.

The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep."

So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!"

And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."


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