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three blondes
 
 
There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, 'Am I going up the stairs or down the stairs?' So, she stood there puzzled, the bags of groceries still in her hands.

Blonde #2 was taking a bath, and was draining the tub because it was too cold. With her hair still dry, she said to herself, 'Was I getting in the tub or out of the tub?' She stood there, just thinking about it.

Blonde #3 was sitting in the living room in front of the coffee table, and she said to herself, 'Knock on wood I'm not as stupid as the other two!' She knocked the table. 'Was that the front door or the back door?'

blonde alumna
 
 
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that?"

the burning building
 
 
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on top of a burning building. When the firemen got there they stretched the trampoline out and told the brunette to jump. She jumped, then the firemen moved back and she died.

Then they moved back and told the redhead to jump. She said 'No! I saw what you just did!' The firemen replied, 'we don't like brunettes, we won't move this time!' So she believed them and jumped. They moved again, then returned to where they were.

Then they told the blonde to jump. She replied 'No I saw what you did to them!' The firemen said, 'we don't like brunettes or redheads, we like blondes!' She then said 'OK! I'll tell you what to do! All of you put the net on the ground and BACK UP!'

air mattress
 
 
Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

A: An air mattress.


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