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the perfect woman
 
 
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

what are ya, chicken?
 
 
Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To show the blonde how!

blondes at sea
 
 
What do you call nine blondes in the ocean?

An air pocket.

a blonde goes to the library?
 
 
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"


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