Then they moved back and told the redhead to jump. She said 'No! I saw what you just did!' The firemen replied, 'we don't like brunettes, we won't move this time!' So she believed them and jumped. They moved again, then returned to where they were.
Then they told the blonde to jump. She replied 'No I saw what you did to them!' The firemen said, 'we don't like brunettes or redheads, we like blondes!' She then said 'OK! I'll tell you what to do! All of you put the net on the ground and BACK UP!'
He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "Oh, that's that one time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."
St. Peter just shakes his head and says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "Oh, that is the time of year when our family gets together and we all open presents and the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney."
Again St. Peter just shakes his head. He asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"
She says, "Oh that's when Christ died and they put him in a tomb and rolled a rock in front of it."
St. Peter smiles and urges, "Yes... go on..."
The blonde continues, "Then once a year we roll the stone away and he comes out and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter."
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