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heckle me harder
 
 
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

icy blonde
 
 
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes.

pay-per-blonde
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?

It costs twenty-five cents to use a payphone!

real blonde?
 
 
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?

A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!


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