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blonde brushing hair
 
 
Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?

A: Pulled up her pants.

blonde...bananas
 
 
Why don't blondes eat bananas?

They can't find the zipper.

blonde on fire
 
 
A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"

The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"

The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

blonde protection
 
 
Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?

A: A bus shelter.


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