bigfoot and blonde
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
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Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
castaway gals
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but gets tired and drowns.
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The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles, and starts swimming. She gets 15 miles, but gets tired and drowns.
The blonde figures about 20 miles to the shore also. She swims 19 miles, to the point where she can barely see the shore, and gets tired. So she swims back.
suicide attempt
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
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She jumped out a basement window!
blonde's appendicitis
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, 'You have acute appendicitis.'
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The blond yelled at the doctor, 'I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!'
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