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real blonde?
 
 
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?

A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!

very helpful blonde inventions
 
 
  1. Ice Cube Mix
  2. Tricycle Kickstand
  3. Solar Flashlight
  4. Dehydrated Water
  5. Fire Proof Matches
  6. Reversible Sandwich Bread
  7. Black Light Bulb
  8. Garage Door Closer
  9. Cordless Cell Phone
  10. Disposable Garbage Bags
blondes and virgins
 
 
Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common?

A: Nothing!
blondehole
 
 
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?

You swerve to miss a pothole!


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