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drunken man and blonde
 
 
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

blonde radio
 
 
A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
watch the birdie
 
 
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"

So the blonde looks up!

blonde's air conditioner
 
 
Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?

A: She turns the ignition key.


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