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a blonde was out on a date. her date said ...
 
 
A blonde was out on a date.

Her date said you have something on your cheek. So she wiped it off.

Then her date said, "No, the other side."

So she reached into her mouth and wiped the other side.

why did the blonde put makeup on her ...
 
 
Why did the blonde put makeup on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

they're grrrrrreat
 
 
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I've been working on this puzzle all day and I can't put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."
i can't drive 69
 
 
Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.

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