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blonde...bananas
 
 
Why don't blondes eat bananas?

They can't find the zipper.

i can't drive 69
 
 
Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.
tap dancin'
 
 
What happened to the Blonde Tap Dancer?

She fell in the sink.

blonde's salon
 
 
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it 'Curl Up and Dye.'

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