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blonde and a sock
 
 
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, 'What for? Are you going to set it on fire!'
blonde vs. a ritz cracker
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a Ritz cracker?

One is a snack cracker the other is a crack snacker.

blonde in a leather jacket
 
 
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?

A rebel without a clue.

the blondes and the rocking party
 
 
Three blonde friends were walking home from a party one night, and one says, 'What'd you think of the party?'

The first one replies, 'It rocked.'

The second one says, 'Yeah it did rock.'

The third one says, 'Thanks to the couple upstairs!'


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