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blonde smoker
 
 
How did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?

She threw it in the water and stepped on it.

get you with the nine
 
 
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' So two guys walk away.

blonde robbery
 
 
A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay, but give me the gun.”The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.The blonde said, “You're an idiot -- there's no bullets in the gun.” The man replied, “You're the idiot -- there's no money in the wallet.”
blonde with braces
 
 
A blonde went to the dentist and the dentist told her she needed braces. The blonde said, 'Why? I can walk just fine.' When the dentist explained to her that braces are for her teeth, she said, 'But my teeth don't walk...'

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